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[fluorite]

[ Fai had almost forgotten about the greeting card that Zelkova handed out until he's going through his emails and he accidentally clicks on it. In an attempt to go back to the other screen, he accidentally hits "send" and it goes to the first person listed on his friend list.

Which happens to be Yael.

Fuck. ]

[weaseled]

[Yael's only just sat down at his computer for the evening when he gets that email, and..................... well.]

How do you unsend an email?

[Someone else's email specifically.]

un: Hector

[secondthoughts]

[ Unlike Fai, this is intentional. Party up, bitch. ]

[weaseled]

[God. He knows this one is intentional. Somebody save him.]

What do you want now?

un: KaraBear

[curvaceous]

:D ???

[weaseled]

Really? Didn't I give you enough of a headache last time we ran a dungeon together?

un: oriade, 8/2

[dissimulative]

HEY GRANDPA
ARE YOU GOING AFTER FAI
BC DONT

[weaseled]

[...........................]

First of all, what's your problem?

@Mithrun1

[tablescraps]

Have you had intercourse recently?

[weaseled]

[🧍‍♂️]

Hello to you too.
Why are you asking?

@Mithrun1

[tablescraps]

( A good while after the dunk tank incident, though Mithrun doesn't expect a response regardless. )

Thank you.

[weaseled]

[Mithrun is left on read for a day or two, but Yael eventually responds.]

For?

Did you send this to the wrong person or what?

@UTA

[tot]

I'm surprised that you haven't messaged me about the PVP arena. What happened to all of that talk from before?

[weaseled]

Oh? Just say you want to fight me in front of an audience. It's okay to admit you're a showoff.

@Hector

[secondthoughts]

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[weaseled]

Wow. Tell me how you really feel.

@KaraBear

[curvaceous]

♫♫♫♫♫

[weaseled]

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@Mr_Misteaks

[gluttoning]

[A link is sent to ESPN's page of the game between CAL and Utah, Saturday September 2nd.]

Hey, Yael.

My team is playing our first game on Saturday, and I have an extra ticket. Fai said you're in the Berkeley area right now.

I wanted to see if you wanted to come.

[weaseled]

Is that so? I'll talk to him about that.

[How dare Fai help him socialize and make friends.]

Well, if he's voluntold me, I'm not in any position to say no.

Sure. I'll be there.

@Hector

[secondthoughts]

[ Here comes a message from Hector, no prelude or context, of just four phone numbers, each labeled: Ranger Thackeray, Kassandra, Marjory, Carlo. ]

Thackeray's my boss. The other three are good friends from NYC.

Just in case.

[weaseled]

[Cue the long, beleaguered sigh that Hector won't even hear. In the wake of Mithrun's passing, this is not the kind of message Yael wanted to wake up to.]

"Just in case"? In case of what?

un: KaraBear

[curvaceous]

Are you there

[weaseled]

Yeah. Trapped here just like the rest of us.

How are you handling things?

un: Mr_Misteaks

[gluttoning]

Hey.

Can we talk?

[weaseled]

Depends. What's eating you?

@Hector | 10/13

[secondthoughts]

Lol. I lived bitch. Why weren't you at the meeting? Think you're too good for it?

⚠ The message could not be delivered to the recipient.




[ What the fuck... Where is Yael? ]

backdated 1/??

[curvaceous]

Hey. How are things going for you in this shithole?

[curvaceous]

[ Undelivered....?? ]

Yael? What the fuck?

[ Undelivered. ]

answer me

[ Undelivered. ]

ANSWER ME

10/15

[tablescraps]

( Sometime after this... Even knowing his message will probably bounce, well: )

Take care.

10/18, 1/???

[fluorite]

I keep thinking about sending you messages, even though you'll never get them.

[fluorite]

I'm really mad at you. Really, really mad.

You're lucky I plan to get through this so that you won't get your ass kicked in hell.

10/24 | @ Hector

[secondthoughts]

Fuck you.

Where are you?

I'm gonna kick your ass.

[weaseled]

Yeah? I had a feeling.

Mind your blood pressure, old man. You'll give yourself a coronary.

@ Hector

[secondthoughts]

What do you think I'd look sexy in?

[weaseled]

A nurse outfit. The kind real nurses would never wear.

You'd have to shave the beard though.

un: bigkitty

[fluorite]

Jerk.

[weaseled]

Yeah? Tell me something I don't know.