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[fluorite]

[ Ah.... he's feeling a little sentimental. Time to deflect it. ]

Should I try working out in a way to get it to curve inwards? I'll do it just for you.

[weaseled]

[By all means, deflect! Wars are fought battle by battle and Yael is in this for the long haul.]

Nah. I'd be mad if you changed your body to suit my tastes.

That's another thing I like: the real you. The stubborn, contradictory, obnoxious, grudge-holding, childish Yuui. Don't act like you don't know that.

[Yael make quick work of cutting through "Fai" and Yuui can't deny it. The man Yael fell in love was the boy who hid behind his brother's shadow.]

[fluorite]

[ God, that's so many negative traits. Seeing them listed out like that doesn't make him feel bad, oddly enough. Weird how it works that way.

It just... makes him laugh instead. ]

You have terrible taste.

[weaseled]

Really? Since when is having a preference for skinny blond bombshells an unpopular take?

I have the perfect pet name for you. String bean.

[fluorite]

Take a look at those traits you listed and try again.

String bean? Then how about I call you beef jerky?

[weaseled]

You think I'm all tough and leathery? At least call me summer sausage.

I miss you, Bean.

[Too bad Yuui can't hear Yael snickering like a 4th grader. Unlike Yuui, he's curled up in their shared bed.]

[fluorite]

My cute little sausage?

[ At least he can picture it perfectly. In fact... ]

I bet you've got that smug little look on your face. The kind that's all proud of your immature jokes.

[weaseled]

LOL. I don't hate it. Pork and beans go together, don't they?

I'd be smiling a lot wider if my little bean didn't go wandering off on his own. What was all that about "I want you as close to me as possible"?

[fluorite]

You're such a dork.

Well, I wanted you to fuck me. I think that worked.

And if you want me close, all you have to do is say so.

[weaseled]

What can I say? I'm a simple man.

Come home, little bean. The bed's not comfy without you.

[fluorite]

How much would it embarrass you for me to show off these emails to other people?

Anyway, you need to do a better job of convincing me.

[weaseled]

I'd break up with you. Over email.

You seriously need more convincing?

[fluorite]

No you wouldn't.

Yep, I do~

[weaseled]

Don't test me.

Tell me, O wise wizard. What flattery do you demand?

[fluorite]

What happened to "I love you more than anyone"?

Figure that out yourself. ;)

[weaseled]

Nothing happened. It's the truth, but that can change if you fuck with me.

Come here and I'll kiss you all over. I'll tell you how cute your flat ass is.

[fluorite]

Oh is that a threat? I’m so scared~

How do I know you’re going to call me cute when you just threatened me?

[weaseled]

I can threaten you more if that's what you're into.

Anything for you, bean.

[fluorite]

I do like aggressive men, but aren’t you the one that likes being threatened?

You say that I’m a freak but we know who the real freak is between us.

[weaseled]

We were made for each other.

I promise I'll be nice if you come home like a good boy. If you make me chase you, all bets are off.

[fluorite]

What if I want you to chase me? You never had to, after all.

You had me in the palm of your hand right from the very beginning.

[weaseled]

Did I really?

[His memories of their youth are somewhat fuzzy, and yet Yael knows the two grew up together. Didn't they?]

Don't forget that you bullied me into asking you out. Hell, you bullied me day in and day out. It must say something about me that I found that mean streak of yours charming.

[fluorite]

I never bullied you into asking me out. You were simply unable to resist my charm.

[ Though he won't deny the other bullying either... as blurry as it feels for him. Maybe he was shy, but Sheza was the exception. ]

You find the strangest things charming.

[weaseled]

Like you?

[There's nothing stranger than Yuui!]

Honestly, I wouldn't have gone after you if you hadn't set your sights on me first.

[fluorite]

[ This is news to him. And he'll just be ignoring that first question too, don't mind him. ]

Why not?