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[weaseled]

Don't test me.

Tell me, O wise wizard. What flattery do you demand?

[fluorite]

What happened to "I love you more than anyone"?

Figure that out yourself. ;)

[weaseled]

Nothing happened. It's the truth, but that can change if you fuck with me.

Come here and I'll kiss you all over. I'll tell you how cute your flat ass is.

[fluorite]

Oh is that a threat? I’m so scared~

How do I know you’re going to call me cute when you just threatened me?

[weaseled]

I can threaten you more if that's what you're into.

Anything for you, bean.

[fluorite]

I do like aggressive men, but aren’t you the one that likes being threatened?

You say that I’m a freak but we know who the real freak is between us.

[weaseled]

We were made for each other.

I promise I'll be nice if you come home like a good boy. If you make me chase you, all bets are off.

[fluorite]

What if I want you to chase me? You never had to, after all.

You had me in the palm of your hand right from the very beginning.

[weaseled]

Did I really?

[His memories of their youth are somewhat fuzzy, and yet Yael knows the two grew up together. Didn't they?]

Don't forget that you bullied me into asking you out. Hell, you bullied me day in and day out. It must say something about me that I found that mean streak of yours charming.

[fluorite]

I never bullied you into asking me out. You were simply unable to resist my charm.

[ Though he won't deny the other bullying either... as blurry as it feels for him. Maybe he was shy, but Sheza was the exception. ]

You find the strangest things charming.

[weaseled]

Like you?

[There's nothing stranger than Yuui!]

Honestly, I wouldn't have gone after you if you hadn't set your sights on me first.

[fluorite]

[ This is news to him. And he'll just be ignoring that first question too, don't mind him. ]

Why not?

[weaseled]

Look in the mirror, dummy. You're way out of my league.

[fluorite]

You're the real dummy. I'm not out of your league and you know it.

[weaseled]

Dumb AND blind. Are you seriously fishing for compliments right now?

[fluorite]

I could ask you the same thing. You're handsome and you've always been handsome. Everyone has acknowledged this.

You've always had people chasing after you.

[weaseled]

Yeah? I've been rejected plenty too.

But it doesn't matter what anyone else thinks. If you think I'm handsome, that's good enough for me. You better accept that you're beautiful too.

[fluorite]

And hit on plenty.

[ Sheza literally has another guy in love with him, but ANYWAY— ]

I'll accept it, but only from you.

[weaseled]

Good boy.

Now come home and let me hear you say it. "I'm beautiful and I know it."

[fluorite]

I thought you were going to come find me instead?

ΔHidden Forbidden Bulwark

[ He's looking out at the distant mountains. It's peaceful. ]

[weaseled]

I like being chased too every now and then.

On my way, beautiful.

[fluorite]

See you soon, babe.

[ Look, he can casually try out terms of endearment too! ]

[weaseled]

[Sexy. Yael's gating over extra fast. See you soon, babe.]