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[secondthoughts]

How on earth are you going to get the wrong idea from this?

[ Oh, he knows. He's just pressing buttons. ]

Can't wait to play with you, Yael! :-)

[weaseled]

Yeah, whatever.

If you want to keep wasting your time by partying with me, that's your problem, not mine.

[Which is one way of saying "sure, I'm down."]

[secondthoughts]

Trust me, Yael. I've got 99 problems, but you ain't one of them.

[ TRUST ME THAT LINE CAME OUT IN '93 THIS IS HISTORICALLY ACCURATE ]

[weaseled]

Are you calling me a bitch?

[JUST CURIOUS,]

[secondthoughts]

[ TOUCHÉ ]

You said it, not me.

[weaseled]

Wow. I'll remember that.

[secondthoughts]

Putting words in my mouth and then holding it against me? That's not fair.

[weaseled]

Oh please. You won't catch me putting a damn thing in your mouth.

[secondthoughts]

Yeah. I'd rather you ask first.

[weaseled]

So I need to ask permission to cram my fist in your face?

[secondthoughts]

You do.

I prefer a fighting chance, anyway.

[ IF WE'RE GOING TO FIGHT, IT'S GOING TO BE A FAIR FIGHT. ]

[weaseled]

I'd rather fight you in real life. Where do you live?

[secondthoughts]

I don't give my location away to people I barely know online.

Ask me again later.

[weaseled]

We'll see if I remember. You're not the only guy I owe a punch or two.

[secondthoughts]

Good luck!

[weaseled]

Thanks. Bye.

[come back when it's time to yell at yael about his dungeon salt...]