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[fluorite]

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How does this correlate to being cute???? It takes him just a tiny bit longer than usual to respond. ]

Cute? You have odd taste if you think attitude is cute.

[weaseled]

You were more honest back then, weren't you? You didn't give a shit. You hide it well now, but you're still the same annoying brat deep down.

[fluorite]

[ He’s right and it pisses Fai off. ]

Always trying to get one over on me, aren’t you?

I could answer that little statement, but I’ll let you think about what my answer might be instead. :D

[weaseled]

Let me guess: "Go fuck yourself."

[fluorite]

That’s crude! I would never say that. ^_^

Try instead… watch your back.

[weaseled]

Scary. I'm shaking in my seat.

What if I retaliate? I'll shove your little nerdy ass in a locker.

[fluorite]

And I’ll spread rumors about you.

Hmmm. I heard that a man named Yael is really into the Backstreet Boys. Has pillows with their faces on it and everything. Kind of creepy!

[weaseled]

Eww. With a reputation like yours, no one would believe you.

[fluorite]

What reputation? Mine is pretty pristine IRL, you know.

How about this instead? I heard Yael likes eating rotten fish.

[weaseled]

I bet. Did you move after high school?

Also, not a fan of fish. Try again.

[fluorite]

I did. I've moved a few times, but I think I'm settling down where I moved for my doctorate.

You really like giving piggyback rides but you're too shy to ask for them.

[weaseled]

Your doctorate, huh? You're a smart one.

And you've got that wrong too. People ask me for piggyback rides. How am I supposed to say no if it's a kid?

[fluorite]

More or less.

[ He refuses to admit to being smart. God forbid he think something positive about himself. ]

Ah. I understand now. You have a soft spot for kids. :3

[weaseled]

No. Not at all. I don't know how to deal with them.

[yael around children: 🧍‍♂️]

[fluorite]

Really?

That’s so cute. I can picture it perfectly too: you’re standing there, unsure of what to say. Maybe there’s even a panicked look in your eyes. :)

[weaseled]

I figured out how to block you, by the way.

[fluorite]

You like talking to me too much to do that.

[weaseled]

Wow. Aren't you confident?

[fluorite]

You're still messaging me, and I think you're having fun too. :)

[ In other words, he knows how to read signals. ]

[weaseled]

[Read: Insert Time Here.]

[fluorite]

Your silence is an affirmative, you know.

[weaseled]

Nah. I have the right to remain silent in this country, don't I?

[fluorite]

Only if I'm arresting you, you dork.

Right now, I have the right to bother you until you answer me.

[weaseled]

What were we talking about again?

[Your own medicine, Fai. How's it taste?]

[fluorite]

[ Pretty good, actually! It means he's successfully gotten Yael. ]

How much you like me.

Should I quote it for you?

[ This is crossing into blatant flirting territory, but eh. It's just emails. ]