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[weaseled]

Really? Didn't I give you enough of a headache last time we ran a dungeon together?

[curvaceous]

Nope :)))

Let's go again sometime. I can carry you if you need me to!

[weaseled]

Fine. If that's how you feel, I can't tell you no.

[curvaceous]

That's what I thought! Haha, thanks!! I had fun last time. :)

Hopefully nothing unfortunate happens on this next one

Just don't use the word "Freedom"

[weaseled]

What? Why not?

[curvaceous]

Unless you want another exploding armor incident, I would highly advise against it lololol.

[weaseled]

Oh. Got it.

Thanks for the heads up. I have enough people ogling me with my armor on.

[How much worse would it be without? Yael doesn't even want to think about it.]

[curvaceous]

Lol. You are a handsome guy, but you deserve a break from that hahaha

Need me to kick someone's ass for you?

[weaseled]

You? Kicking ass for my sake?

You're pretty tiny, but I bet you pack a punch.

[curvaceous]

You say that like you didn't see me fight alongside you. Of course I do. :)

[weaseled]

What about in real life? My landlord's seriously pissing me off right now.

[curvaceous]

I'd be glad to, then! LOOOOOL. What'd your landlord do?

[weaseled]

What else? The bastard raised my rent. Having his underwear stretched over the back of his head might change his mind.

[curvaceous]

That’s it? You sure you don’t want him to like, step on a fork, too, while we’re at it? That’s pretty merciful of you.

[weaseled]

Why a fork specifically? Aren't Legos what people bitch about stepping on?

[curvaceous]

Yeah but forks hurt just a little more don't you think :0

[weaseled]

Yeah, maybe if you stab someone with it. That's one way to say "fork you".

[curvaceous]

"Fork you"? Really???

...

Okay, no, I deserved that xDDDD But okay I'll give your landlord a good wedgie! Hehe

[weaseled]

Thanks. Let me know how hard he cries when you do.

One more thing. Thanks for not telling anyone.

[???]

[curvaceous]

Telling anyone about what?

[ ??? indeed. ]

[weaseled]

What happened offline. That whole ordeal with your bag.

The less people know about me, the better for everyone involved.

[curvaceous]

What makes you say that?

[weaseled]

I'm not a good guy. Not worth wasting the time on or getting to know.

[curvaceous]

I see.

What if I told you that I think the same way of myself?

[weaseled]

I'd like to call that BS, but I'm sure you have your reasons.

But for the record, you don't strike me as a bad person. That's the kind of thing you can sense about another person.