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[fluorite]

I have nothing to be embarrassed for, so why would you be embarrassed?

[weaseled]

Really? I have a feeling you didn't mean to send that to me.

[So why wouldn't Fai be a little embarrassed?]

[fluorite]

What gives you that idea?

[weaseled]

A hunch. Am I wrong?

[fluorite]

[ There’s no reply for about ten minutes. ]

Sorry, what were we talking about again? :)

[weaseled]

[WOW. If only Fai could hear him snort!]

Grow up. You're embarrassing.

[fluorite]

I’m not embarrassed though~

[ Well. He kind of is, but it’s fine. ]

[weaseled]

Of course not. That would require you to have some amount of shame.

[fluorite]

You make it sound like a bad thing. Having no shame is a good thing. It gets you ahead in life.

[weaseled]

Does it really? Being shameless also makes you lose respect.

[fluorite]

That’s why you pick certain times to showcase it. ;)

[weaseled]

Seriously?

What if I told you there's no correct time to act shamelessly around me?

[fluorite]

I don’t believe that at all. Are you really that strict IRL?

[weaseled]

Do you think I act any differently offline? I'm not a weirdo like you faking multiple personalities.

[hehhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHH]

[fluorite]

So your real personality is just this weird, is it?

I don’t fake as much as you seem to think, you know.

[weaseled]

Sure. I don't see why I should act any differently online than off.

It seems to me like you hide a lot. Am I wrong?

[fluorite]

It’s only natural to hide things online.

[ So, like. He isn’t wrong. Not at all. ]

[weaseled]

Sure, but only certain things. You're a pretty dodgy guy.

[Much more than most, he'd argue. That can't simply be out of necessity.]

[fluorite]

What about me is dodgy? If there’s anything you really want to know, just ask.

[ Fai knows exactly what makes him dodgy, but it’s easier to turn the question around on Yael instead. Maybe he’ll give up on the conversation. ]

[weaseled]

Why would I do that? I don't like being lied to.

[Checkmate, twink.]

[fluorite]

How are you so sure what I would say would be a lie? You don’t know that.

[weaseled]

That's my point. How would I know?

I don't enjoy having to guess people's intentions. In fact, it grates on my nerves when you tell me something I know is untrue.

[fluorite]

[ Yael has a point, and he has every right to be upset if someone is lying to him. Even so, it irritates Fai all the same. ]

I sent that greeting card on accident.

[ Satisfied? ]

[weaseled]

[Very. Reading that makes Yael smile. IRL, no less!!]

That wasn't so hard, was it?

Thanks.

[fluorite]

You jerk.

I bet you’re smiling right now. How weird of you.