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[trollophoroi]

I always have a plan for escaping an impending relationship.

[ Though on that note! ]

Which means I am most certainly not taken.

[secondthoughts]

A shame. Those talents are going to waste lol

[trollophoroi]

Oh? Then why not claim them for yourself? I'm hardly ashamed to admit I am very interested in something a little bit more casual than "love of your life".

[secondthoughts]

[ ...Oh?

Hector is, honestly, genuinely surprised by this. He spends a few minutes laughing (and messaging someone else) before he can collect himself and reply. ]

You know what? Fine by me. Hit me up if you need a kiss or three. [ Or five. ]

Or anything else, for that matter.

[ He means Area Runs, but isn't really aware that could come off...in a different way. ]

[trollophoroi]

[ Look, just because he's a griefer doesn't mean he's not a ho, too. ]

Anything else? Well, it would be nice to have a Harvest Cleric in my back pocket for some Areas.

Or perhaps one to while away an evening at the hot springs with?

[ lmao oh no who is he gossiping with ]

[secondthoughts]

[ oh he just owes someone cash now ]





Let's say both.

[ LMAAAOOOO he can't believe this. This is not what he expected to happen when he logged onto the internet today.

Not to make light of Fandaniel's feelings, of course. He's just taking this as a bit of fun (as he's assuming it is for the other). ]

Consider me your pocket. Give me the call and I'm there. Wherever "there" is. And whatever the dress code is.

[trollophoroi]

[ Being in his pocket is just one step closer to being in his pants, ayyy, but certainly, it's all fun, no feelings included. ]

Mm well then, how about you meet me at Δ Confused Fool’s Hideout now?

[ Look, strike while the iron's hot, before anyone tells Hector that hooking up with Fandaniel is a terrible idea (looking at you, Yael). ]

[secondthoughts]

Now?

[ Yes, now. This is when it slowly dawns on Hector that he's effectively made himself another guy's bitch.

...Fine. It's fine. Yael's not real and can't hurt him. ]

Sure. Give me a mo. I'll be there.

[trollophoroi]

See you there~

[ Don't worry, Hector. Fandaniel treats his bitches well. ]